Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredient

Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredient list is the kind of transparency no corporation would ever willingly adopt

a mid-century landmark born during the 1950s bowling boom

We're going to go die of dysentery

beside a red-stitched baseball marked "#68

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredientTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft